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RomaniaxReader: Poster PranksWARNING: NOT FOR TWLIGHT LOVERS!

Grinning almost evilly you stepped back to admire your work. A thick black mustache on the upper lip. And to add to the stupidity of the picture; buck teeth, a mole on the chin, and a black out eye. All new additions to the latest poster of Robert Patterson as Edward Cullen from Twilight hanging outside the book store’s window in the mall.
“Much better,” you said pocketing the black marker.
A loud screech came from behind you. You turned around to find a hoard of girls with black t-shirts reading ‘TEAM EDWARD’.
“Crap,” you said and ran for your life. Close behind you&
[APH] Strip Poker - SpainxReader(Name) giggled uncontrollably at the cheerful voice over the phone. Did he really just ask that? There’s no way this man just asked her that. But then again, he seems like one who would do it. Spinning around, she held the phone to her chest and tried to suppress her giddiness.

“_____? You there?”

She squeaked and almost dropped the phone, putting it back to her ear. “Oh yes, sorry Antonio.” She rushed around the room, trying to clean it up. “So you want to come over?”

He chuckled and she smiled. “Si, I would love to. I’ll be over in a minute.”

They ended the call and she finishe
Father!AmericaxLittle!Daughter!Reader Father's DayYou were upstairs in your room, drawing a picture for your father. It was Father's day, and since you were only five, you had to draw him a picture. It was a picture of you and him, and it said 'I love you Daddy!' on it. You really hoped he would like it! You walked out of your room, and looked both ways and when you didn't see your father you walked to his office. You peeked inside of it, and he wasn't in it. You walked in, opening his desk and grabbing an envelope and you stuffed the piece of paper inside of it. You licked it, then closed it. You climbed into his chair and grabbed one of his pens and wrote his name on it, then jumped out of
Payback's a b*tch... || America x Reader
"_____, where are ya?!" Alfred shouted, turning his head in many directions trying to find you. From behind the tree, where you were hiding, he looked like he just saw a ghost! If only you had your phone…
Oh wait, that's Alfred's fault…

~*Flashback*~

"Hey Alfred, give it back!" You shouted at your loud mouthed friend, who was currently laughing at you. He stole your phone from you and he wouldn't give it back only because you took a picture of him in the movies, his face was priceless!
You were currently jumping for your phone, it had private things on it that you didn't want ANYONE to know about, so now you know why you're
Little!NordicsxBig!Sister!Reader Happy birthday!All of the boys were playing in the living room. Well, except for Emil. He was taking a nap. You walked into it, smiling.

"Boys, I need your help. Today is little Emil's birthday and I need you guys to help me make him a cake. I've already bought some presents, and I want Mathias and Tino to wrap them. Berwald, Lukas, you two have to help me make the cake."

"Okay (Name)! Me and Tino will wrap the gifts!" Mathias smiled.

"They are in my room on my bed. I already have wrapping paper and safety scissors in there. Oh, and tape too!"

Mathias nodded, and ran to your room, dragging Tino with him.

Lukas and Berwald followed you to the kitchen an
PrussiaXReader! PrankVSPrank (Cheating Prank)
-YOUR P.O.V- 
Today was finally the day Gilbert was finally going to come home! But this welcome home won't be so 'welcoming'. You were going to prank your boyfriend Gilbert! 
You pulled out your video camera and faced it towards you clicking the play button. 
"Ok so Gilbert has been gone for a few days over in Germany to visit his brother. And I've been home alone, so I thought of a good Prank to play on Gil where I'm cheating in him on with" you begin into the camera as you pull out a Manican head with fake facial hair on it. "So I'm going to put the head on the pillow and use other pillows as a body. And today I went to the mall and bought a new guys outfit!" You smirked into the camera as you set up the fake body of pillows under the sheets. 
You walk down stairs to show the outfit. It was black skinny jeans, and random pair of boxers, with a black hoodie and grey sneakers. 
You set the grey sneakers at the front door to
GermanyxMale!Reader I wasn't called for this. OSGermanyxMale!Reader. I wasn't called for this Oneshot (free to males, not much of a yaoi)

Summer break started leaving schools empty, children spending more bonding time with parents (some more than what they like), and leaving teenagers do… whatever teenagers did. As in (male name)’s case, he deiced to reach the world record of hibernating in the summer. Oh yeah you can laugh but he has already supplied himself with snacks and mental preparation. The first day had gone off with a nice start only waking up 3 times to eat something and take a piss. The process repeated till the third day when his parents came to his room to see
PKMNTrainer!HetaliaxPKMNTrainer!ReaderPokemon Trainer!HetaliaxPokemon Trainer!Reader
The Song of Jigglypuff

“Face it, Italy!  We’re lost!”
You never imagined your journey to becoming a Pokemon Master to involve getting lost in a forest.  Sadly, here you and your friends were… lost in a forest.  Specifically, the Viridian Forest.  You had just recently gotten your seventh badge and were traveling back to Viridian City for your eighth.  You were traveling in a group of 6, counting you.  With you was a total of 2 other trainers, Prussia and Romano, and 3 gym leaders, Italy, Germany, and Japan.
“We’re not lost!” Italy was the one holding
Zombies..? || Hetalia x Reader
~**~

“For the last time, I am NOT going to play ‘The Walking Dead’ with you, Alfred!”
“Awwwh~! But c’mon _____! It’ll be fun! There’s loads of zombies that you’ll be able to wipe out!”
“That’s exactly why I don’t wanna play! I hate zombies!”

Judging by the look on your face, you weren’t joking. But, to Alfred, it seemed as if the look of ‘hate’ was actually presented by the look of fear…

Alfred blinked twice, the look of pure shock present on his features. You were scared of zombies? Wow, and you were supposed to be the bravest one
Germany X Reader AccentsYou were in your friend, Ludwig's home. You were lying in a comfortable position on his couch, and he was next to you, reading. Boring~

"Hey...Ludwig...." You mumbled as you stared towards your currently boring friend. He glanced up from his book.

"Vhat...?" You let out an unheard giggle from the sound his accent.

"Make me a sammich." He closed his book, knowing you wanted attention.

"...you mean a sandvich...right?" You shot up from your comfortable spot.

"Did you just cuss?!" He raised an eyebrow. "You just....said....b-b...bitc-!!"

"I DID NOT!" You laughed. You knew Ludwig was strictly against cussing and...oh wow!

"You did, you did
Russia X Reader--Resolutions: Chpt. 1
Russia X Reader

Resolutions: Chpt.1

Intro.

The worst part about high school is: the people are complete jerks, for the most part. If there isn’t a single person that you don’t hate or dislike, then I applaud you and also question your sanity. That’s exactly the way you used to be…until you got to your junior year in good old high school. That was when you snapped. People began to disgust you that much.

The worst part about it is…you miss the way you used to see situations—in an optimistic, positive way. Now all you see is negative and your expectations of people is way too high. And that’s wha
Nordekz(3)xReedur- SUP, YOH?! [CRACK]U wer wacheeng SpawngBawb, den al ov eh sadan...
BEING!!!
IT WUZ AISELEND, FENLEND, AND NORWEIH. Fenlend wuz dresd up az eh geingstur and he wuz in eh swegtastik pouz. Aiselend wuz dresd up az Tinkur bel. He wuz doin Tinkur bel's signachur pouz...wel kind ov. Norweih wuz dresd up as Ciel in wundrlend. Aldoh, dat kawstoom wuz a bit to smal awn hem. Dey wer al in eh groop, doin eh pouz. U wer konfyoosed of wut wuz goin awn, baht u dedn't maind sense 3 secksi az ffff Nordekz were en dos kawstooms. U almoust sturted to nosebleed wen u saw Aiselend en dat Tinkur bel kawstoom.

"YOH WUT'S UP, _____?!?" Fenlend askd u.

U dednt noh hao to anser dat.
How to Pick Up Ladies1. Green

“First, you gotta be cool and smooth.” Green winked seductively. He then saw Leaf walking by, merely widening the smile he wore. With three long strides, he approached the girl and wrapped his arm around her shoulders. “Hey Leaf,” he said softly, face close to hers. “Wanna go out-”

“No.” Leaf answered shortly and coldly.

In less than a second, Green was sulking and crying in the corner at the cruel rejection.

2. Jun

“Okay first, you need to softly hold her face with your hands,” Jun explained as he cupped Hikari’s cheeks, who just so happened to be confused as to
New Smash Bros Interviews: Spec. Reveal Chapter 1*tap, tap, tap*

“Hello?  Is this thing on?”

“It’s on, Link,” came the answer in an annoyed tone.

“Well excuse me for not knowing how to use electronic devices as well as you can,” said Link as he cast the zero suit clad bounty hunter a glare.  He then turned back to the microphone. “Now then, we are here today as the first batch of characters have been announced for the next installment of Super Smash Bros.”

“You mean we’ll finally find out which of us got in?” questioned Saki.

Saki and everyone else who had been interviewed so far were gathered in the auditorium of
Children might be fine Mama!ReaderxPapa!Fruk Pt.2
You sat at the table with the fathers of your children debating on where your children would go to school, since you refused to split them up.

“That’s bull shit you bloody frog! There is no way my son is going to frog academy in France! He’s not going to be dumb or over sexualized like you!” Arthur cried.

“Sacrebleu! I’m not ‘aving Mattie go to school in prissy, punk Angleterre!” Francis shouted standing up from his seat and slamming his palms on the table, shaking the tender tea cups on it.

“Will you idiots stop arguing, so loud? Alfie and Mattie can hear you!” You hissed at the
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Awesome 2P!Hetalia Omegle RP

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You: Hello...((2P!Canada))


Stranger: .. Mattie ? What the hell are you doing here, bro ? ((in that case-... 2P!America))


You: I had to get away from England...He was trying to make me eat his dumb ass cupcakes...


Stranger: Ah, so he's still up for making people eat those ?-chuckles- Where ya' at now, by the way ?


You: Yeah. I don't feel like eating whatever he puts in those things...Near my house. Maybe he won't follow me here. It wouldn't surprise me if he did, though.


Stranger: Hah. What about I give him a call then ? Could bring great amusement for me~


You: You don't need to call him. I told him you would probably want one of his cupcakes, so he's looking for you right now so he can try to make you eat one.


Stranger: ..... Bro.. Not cool.. Not cool at all..


You: -Laughs- At least he won't bug me, because he'll be to busy bugging you.


Stranger: ..... Well, what -aboot- I come over there and whoop your ass with my bat instead ?


Stranger: I can still have some time to manage that.


You: Well, if you came to where I am, then he'll follow you, and get mad at you for hurting your little brother.


Stranger: He could manage to fine to feed your dead body after I'm done, though. No biggie. -shrugs-


Stranger: just fine*


You: -Rolls eyes- Just shut up you stupid ass wipe. You wouldn't be able to kill me.


Stranger: Oh ? Wanna bet on that one ? I know I could be able to kill ya' if I'd want to!


You: You couldn't kill me you dumb ass! I am way to strong to be killed by a wimp like you!


Stranger: Wha--who the fuck are you calling a wimp, you moose-humping asshole ? I could take ya' out anytime; any day !


You: -Laughs- Yeah right! I'd like to see a fat ass like you kill me! Now, go back to stuffing your fatass face with food, and quit wasting my time!


Stranger: -growls- Well, I eat more healthier than you, you bastard so why not let me stuff your face with my salad ? Huh ? Followed by my bat!


You: Quit trying to sound tough, you wimpy little bitch!


Stranger: What the fuck did ya' call me ? Let's see who's the bitch here when I'm done with you !


You: The little bitch will be you, you little prick!


Stranger: Hell no ! It's gonna be you. And you'll be begging me to stop; like the bitch you are !


You: Yeah right! I ain't no bitch! The only bitch here is you! You're more of a wimp than the 1P Italy!


Stranger: .......... That's going too far, bro.... I am nothing like that crybaby!


You: You're more of a wimp then him, and his brother put together!


Stranger: ..... You're an asshole, Mattie! Why don't you go hump a moose or something while waiting for me to arriv;e so I can beat the living shit out of you ?


You: Shut the hell up you stupid dick. You've said this a million times. You always say you're gonna beat me up, then you never do! You're to scared to! So go crawl back to the dump you call a house, and hide before I decide to come over there and beat your stupid, worthless ass!


Stranger: Oh ? Is that a challenge, bro ? Well, in that case I will be waiting for you ! Then we will see who will beat who's stupid and worthless ass!


You: Fine. I'm coming over there right now. Get ready to meet your maker, you worthless piece of trash!


Stranger: Oh, I will be waiting, you fucker ! Both me and my bat will be waiting for you !


Stranger: omg, this is great.. |'D )


You: (It is!) You're gonna wish you hadn't pissed me off you pussy!


Stranger: Likewise, you douchebag ! Might call England when I'm done with you. Can never know what he'd do with your remaining.
first time trying to rp 2!America.. Never thought it'd be so much fun xD )


Stranger: 2P!America* )


You: (I've rped as 2P!Canada and it's really fun!) -Rolls eyes again- After I'm done with you, he'll make cupcakes out of you!


Stranger: -scoffs- As if. That's what he'd be doing with you. I might as well try to help him make those damn cupcakes for once!



You: The only reason you would ever go around England while he's cooking is so you can see him in an apron! Do you get off on seeing him in a apron, Al? Do you?


Stranger: .... Dafuq ? Hell no ! Why would I like seeing him in a apron anyway ?


You: 'Cause you have a crush on him, or something like that.


Stranger: ....... Oh, go fuck a moose... Get over here so I can finish you off already..


You: -Laughs- Quit telling me to fuck a moose! And I can actually see you, turn around.


Stranger: -blinks and turns around- ... When the fuck did you get here ?!


You: I've been here for a few minutes...Well, I guess it's time to beat your ass, and teach you a lesson. -Pulls out his hockey stick- NO! You guys can't fight! -2P!England walks up-


Stranger: .... -gets bat- Bring it on, you bitch---... -blinks as 2P!England walks up- ... Why the hell are you here ?


You: Your brother told me you might want a cupcake. You can't hurt your little brother though! That would be mean! -2P!Canada sighs loudly- Go away Arthur! We're busy!


Stranger: I.. I don't want any cupcakes now ! I'm about to beat this asshole's sorry ass ! -rolls his shoulders-


You: You can't hurt your little brother! Arthur! Go away!


Stranger: Oh, yes I can ! -holds up bat and points it at Mattie- Just come at me, bro. -motioned for Arthur to move-


You: I am NOT moving! You can't hurt little Matthew! You would be a bad brother if you did that! I ain't little! Now, move your stupid ass so I can kill that stupid prick!


Stranger: -chuckles- Aww~ Little Matthew ? How cute. What about some diapers as well, so you won't have to shit your pants later ?


You: Alfred, don't tease your little brother! -2P!England walked over to 2P!Canada and hugged him- Quit hugging me! Let go! -Trys to push him off-


Stranger: -starts laughing instead- Not tease him ? This is too much of a reason to tease him with. Little Matthew needs huuuugs~


You: Al! Shut up! I don't like hugs, dammit! Arthur, let go! -Keeps trying to push Arthur off- Never~~! -Hugs tighter-


Stranger: -walks over and pinches Mattie's cheek with a smirk- Are you sure about that ? Seems like you like hugging. -hugs Mattie as well and starts poking the back of his head with the handle of his bat repeatably-


You: Guys! Stop it! I don't like hugs! Leave me alone you freaks! Seriously! -Keeps trying to get away from them- The more you say you hate it, the more I know you love it~!


Stranger: Now that I think of it; I might enjoy this more than killing you. -smirks- Let's hug forever, Mattie~ -keeps poking the back of Mattie's head with his bat-


You: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! Come on, Mattie, you know you love it~ Quit lying~


Stranger: -whines- But I wanna hug Mattie~ -chuckles and tightened hug around him-


You: -Arthur hugs him tighter as well- Guys...! I can't breath...!


Stranger: Aww. Wouldn't want that now, would we ? -loosened hug slightly and grins-


You: -Arthur stopped hugging him tightly- Guys, let go now. You had your fun, now leave me alone.


Stranger: You were the one deciding to come over here, so.. Your own fault, bro. -keeps hugging-


You: So, you like hugging your little brother? You're such a pussy...


Stranger: Shut up.. I'm just doing this 'cause I know you don't like it, you ass.


Stranger: brb, dad is calling for me ! D: - no going anywhere, please ;w;'' )


You: (Ok, I won't go anywhere) Do you get off on hugging your little brother? Your such a sicko...People like you should rot in hell...


You: Mattie! Be nice to your big brother!

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Awesome 2P!Hetalia Omegle RPby ~alliekat1008

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We were having an awesome RP, then her internet messed up....It was awesome and funny!

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~aqua2410 May 11, 2013  New member
this was really good! i wanna RP but i don't know where to go to RP.
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~alliekat1008 May 11, 2013  Hobbyist
Go to omegle.com! I met a few of my good online friends on there~!
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~aqua2410 May 11, 2013  New member
thanks^^
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~Willowsong12 Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Brother love! I can feel it despite the name calling. And 2p!Arthur scares me sometimes XD
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~alliekat1008 Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist
I think he scares everybody sometimes.
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~BatBlockerHurricane Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
LOL
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~alliekat1008 Jan 30, 2013  Hobbyist
^ ^
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