Stranger: .. Mattie ? What the hell are you doing here, bro ? ((in that case-... 2P!America))
You: I had to get away from England...He was trying to make me eat his dumb ass cupcakes...
Stranger: Ah, so he's still up for making people eat those ?-chuckles- Where ya' at now, by the way ?
You: Yeah. I don't feel like eating whatever he puts in those things...Near my house. Maybe he won't follow me here. It wouldn't surprise me if he did, though.
Stranger: Hah. What about I give him a call then ? Could bring great amusement for me~
You: You don't need to call him. I told him you would probably want one of his cupcakes, so he's looking for you right now so he can try to make you eat one.
Stranger: ..... Bro.. Not cool.. Not cool at all..
You: -Laughs- At least he won't bug me, because he'll be to busy bugging you.
Stranger: ..... Well, what -aboot- I come over there and whoop your ass with my bat instead ?
Stranger: I can still have some time to manage that.
You: Well, if you came to where I am, then he'll follow you, and get mad at you for hurting your little brother.
Stranger: He could manage to fine to feed your dead body after I'm done, though. No biggie. -shrugs-
Stranger: just fine*
You: -Rolls eyes- Just shut up you stupid ass wipe. You wouldn't be able to kill me.
Stranger: Oh ? Wanna bet on that one ? I know I could be able to kill ya' if I'd want to!
You: You couldn't kill me you dumb ass! I am way to strong to be killed by a wimp like you!
Stranger: Wha--who the fuck are you calling a wimp, you moose-humping asshole ? I could take ya' out anytime; any day !
You: -Laughs- Yeah right! I'd like to see a fat ass like you kill me! Now, go back to stuffing your fatass face with food, and quit wasting my time!
Stranger: -growls- Well, I eat more healthier than you, you bastard so why not let me stuff your face with my salad ? Huh ? Followed by my bat!
You: Quit trying to sound tough, you wimpy little bitch!
Stranger: What the fuck did ya' call me ? Let's see who's the bitch here when I'm done with you !
You: The little bitch will be you, you little prick!
Stranger: Hell no ! It's gonna be you. And you'll be begging me to stop; like the bitch you are !
You: Yeah right! I ain't no bitch! The only bitch here is you! You're more of a wimp than the 1P Italy!
Stranger: .......... That's going too far, bro.... I am nothing like that crybaby!
You: You're more of a wimp then him, and his brother put together!
Stranger: ..... You're an asshole, Mattie! Why don't you go hump a moose or something while waiting for me to arriv;e so I can beat the living shit out of you ?
You: Shut the hell up you stupid dick. You've said this a million times. You always say you're gonna beat me up, then you never do! You're to scared to! So go crawl back to the dump you call a house, and hide before I decide to come over there and beat your stupid, worthless ass!
Stranger: Oh ? Is that a challenge, bro ? Well, in that case I will be waiting for you ! Then we will see who will beat who's stupid and worthless ass!
You: Fine. I'm coming over there right now. Get ready to meet your maker, you worthless piece of trash!
Stranger: Oh, I will be waiting, you fucker ! Both me and my bat will be waiting for you !
Stranger: omg, this is great.. |'D )
You: (It is!) You're gonna wish you hadn't pissed me off you pussy!
Stranger: Likewise, you douchebag ! Might call England when I'm done with you. Can never know what he'd do with your remaining.
first time trying to rp 2!America.. Never thought it'd be so much fun xD )
Stranger: 2P!America* )
You: (I've rped as 2P!Canada and it's really fun!) -Rolls eyes again- After I'm done with you, he'll make cupcakes out of you!
Stranger: -scoffs- As if. That's what he'd be doing with you. I might as well try to help him make those damn cupcakes for once!
You: The only reason you would ever go around England while he's cooking is so you can see him in an apron! Do you get off on seeing him in a apron, Al? Do you?
Stranger: .... Dafuq ? Hell no ! Why would I like seeing him in a apron anyway ?
You: 'Cause you have a crush on him, or something like that.
Stranger: ....... Oh, go fuck a moose... Get over here so I can finish you off already..
You: -Laughs- Quit telling me to fuck a moose! And I can actually see you, turn around.
Stranger: -blinks and turns around- ... When the fuck did you get here ?!
You: I've been here for a few minutes...Well, I guess it's time to beat your ass, and teach you a lesson. -Pulls out his hockey stick- NO! You guys can't fight! -2P!England walks up-
Stranger: .... -gets bat- Bring it on, you bitch---... -blinks as 2P!England walks up- ... Why the hell are you here ?
You: Your brother told me you might want a cupcake. You can't hurt your little brother though! That would be mean! -2P!Canada sighs loudly- Go away Arthur! We're busy!
Stranger: I.. I don't want any cupcakes now ! I'm about to beat this asshole's sorry ass ! -rolls his shoulders-
You: You can't hurt your little brother! Arthur! Go away!
Stranger: Oh, yes I can ! -holds up bat and points it at Mattie- Just come at me, bro. -motioned for Arthur to move-
You: I am NOT moving! You can't hurt little Matthew! You would be a bad brother if you did that! I ain't little! Now, move your stupid ass so I can kill that stupid prick!
Stranger: -chuckles- Aww~ Little Matthew ? How cute. What about some diapers as well, so you won't have to shit your pants later ?
You: Alfred, don't tease your little brother! -2P!England walked over to 2P!Canada and hugged him- Quit hugging me! Let go! -Trys to push him off-
Stranger: -starts laughing instead- Not tease him ? This is too much of a reason to tease him with. Little Matthew needs huuuugs~
You: Al! Shut up! I don't like hugs, dammit! Arthur, let go! -Keeps trying to push Arthur off- Never~~! -Hugs tighter-
Stranger: -walks over and pinches Mattie's cheek with a smirk- Are you sure about that ? Seems like you like hugging. -hugs Mattie as well and starts poking the back of his head with the handle of his bat repeatably-
You: Guys! Stop it! I don't like hugs! Leave me alone you freaks! Seriously! -Keeps trying to get away from them- The more you say you hate it, the more I know you love it~!
Stranger: Now that I think of it; I might enjoy this more than killing you. -smirks- Let's hug forever, Mattie~ -keeps poking the back of Mattie's head with his bat-
You: NO! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK! Come on, Mattie, you know you love it~ Quit lying~
Stranger: -whines- But I wanna hug Mattie~ -chuckles and tightened hug around him-
You: -Arthur hugs him tighter as well- Guys...! I can't breath...!
Stranger: Aww. Wouldn't want that now, would we ? -loosened hug slightly and grins-
You: -Arthur stopped hugging him tightly- Guys, let go now. You had your fun, now leave me alone.
Stranger: You were the one deciding to come over here, so.. Your own fault, bro. -keeps hugging-
You: So, you like hugging your little brother? You're such a pussy...
Stranger: Shut up.. I'm just doing this 'cause I know you don't like it, you ass.
Stranger: brb, dad is calling for me ! D: - no going anywhere, please ;w;'' )
You: (Ok, I won't go anywhere) Do you get off on hugging your little brother? Your such a sicko...People like you should rot in hell...
You: Mattie! Be nice to your big brother!