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"(Name)! Could you come in here for a moment?" You heard your Mother say from downstairs. You put your toys down and walked down the stairs and you saw your Mother and Father sitting on the couch.

"What do you need Mommy?" You asked as you stood in front of the couch.

"Take a seat (Name). We have to tell you something very important." Your Mother replied.

You did as you were told and climbed up on the couch and sat down between your Mom and Dad.

"(Name), your Mom is pregnant! That means you could have a little brother!" Your Father said happily.

"Or little sister!" You Mother smiled.

You looked at her, "Where's the baby at?"

"In my tummy." She smiled.

You looked at her stomach, "How did you get it in there..? Did you eat the baby?!"

"Nein, she didn't eat the baby (Name). Babies are made when a man and a woman-"

"Gilbert!" Elizaveta smacked him on the head, "She is not old enough for that talk yet, idiot!"

"Okay, okay I'm sorry...(Name), I'll tell you how babies are really made!" Gilbert picked you up and sat you in his lap. "Ready?"

You nodded, "Ready!"

"Okay. Mommies and Daddies have to kiss a lot, and I mean a lot! Then, they have to got to the special hospital and the Mommy has to go into one of the room and lay on the bed. The Doctor calls his friend, the awesome magical hawk by the name of Christopher and he gives the Doctor some special medicine and he has the Mommy drink it. After nine months of cramps, pain, mood swings, throwing up, bloating, weird cravings, the baby is born. Of, and don't forget the hours of labor." Gilbert smiled.

"That...Is awesome!" You smiled, "I'm gonna go get the baby some toys to play with!" You ran upstairs.

Elizaveta looked at her husband, "Seriously Gil?" She asked and he nodded.

"I can't tell her that girls actually poop the babies out-"

"Women don't poop babies out, Gil." She crossed her arms.

"...They don't?" He asked.

She laughed and shook her head, "No, Gilbert!"

"Then how do the babies come out..?" He asked.

She laughed a little more, and told her husband how babies were born.

(~!Extended Ending!~)

Elizabeta was sitting on the couch, eating ice cream when the phone rang. She sat the bowl down on the table and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Liz, what did you do to mein bruder?" Ludwig asked.

"I didn't do anything to him. Why do you ask?" She asked.

"Well, he said you traumatized him." The German replied.

And Elizabeta just started laughing.

"And (Name) has been talking about a magical hawk named Christopher...What's going on?"

"Ask Gil." She said then hung up and went to go finish her ice cream.
This is a random idea I got out of no where. XD
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014
I used to know a kid named Christopher.......CHRIS IS DAT YOU?!

"How did you get it in there..? Did you eat the baby?!"

A question little kids will ask if you tell them your are pregnant........
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LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014
If she is pregnant, who is the baby?
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Liechtenstein!
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LullabySkyX Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
What? I'm confused! But at least I know who it is!
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IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm just guessing XD It'd be adorable, though.
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cupcakecreep2p Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol haha is there any chance Christopher the hawk excepts refunds I have a few unneeded siblings ...jk jk love the story btw XD
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeah, Christopher doesn't take refunds, sadly. So you have to keep those annoying siblings for life. X3 I'm glad you enjoyed it~
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howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I LAUGHED SO MUCH READING THAT COMMENT XD
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:iconcupcakecreep2p:
cupcakecreep2p Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2014  Student General Artist
Lol all my siblings are older
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014   General Artist
-is outside with hawk- CHRISTOPHER! TELL ME YO SECRETS!! 
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Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
imagine prussia tho xD 
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225cdl Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
XD OM IM DIEING LOLRomano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] Hatsune Miku-04 (Laughs) Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] Junko Enoshima (Crazy Laugh) [V3] Dignity Laugh Pixel Adriano 
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AnimezingOtaku Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*dies laughing*
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LeeAyna-Abadeer Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student
Love it. I can't even... *death by cuteness and Prussia's traumatization*
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FluffReaderOni Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
when i have a child imma use that AOT scene where Eren pops out of that titan! ^u^
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s1mr4n Featured By Owner Edited Nov 18, 2014
Take a video of that......send it to me......and my life would be complete!
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Abigailwolfy Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm totally using that irl XD
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DiamondMusicNotes Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Should I use this excuse for when I have my own kid? XD I feel like this may traumatize a child as well :P
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Pandachan120 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
LOLEngland (Laughing) [V3]  I AM TOTALLY USE THIS FOR WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHERE BABIES COME FROM!!Minori Kushieda (Happy) [V1] 
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PurestInnocence Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Student General Artist
Prussia's an idiot? yay!
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yup~ >w<
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Animelover121767 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013
My mum just had the stupid look on her face when I showed her this.
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
xD I could imagine so.
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Yukibow Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
PFTT! XD Oh Gil...Now when I ha e a Kid and they ask how babies are born i'm using that. XD
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh Gilly! XD I'm gonna have a new sister soon, and when she gets older I'm gonna tell her that story XD We must pass it onto the children. It is our duty.

Pfft...Duty...
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yaoicreater101 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Writer
lol duuutttyyy~i read this and now my family r looking at me like i'm on drugs! i cant stop laughing
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Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh this is just too funny. XD I love it haha! 
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Aw, I'm glad ya did like it~ :3
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Pucca2000 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You're welcome. 
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Animelover121767 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2013
Germany don't you ever call her again or we are through
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omfg XD  ok so Prussia is a platinum blonde and hungary is a brunette and im a dirty blonde XD yay perfect family XD I love it this is spanking Awesome XD
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Yay~ Glad you liked it~! X3
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no problem :D
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charlieegirl Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
after i read this i said ''Gilbert deseved that one.''

sorry im not good a spelling.
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
X3
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The end just kind of killed me *died laughing*
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad it made you laugh~!
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm glad you wrote this~
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh? Well, that's good then~!
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nerrdyderp Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:3
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TheDevilsProxy Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have known where babies come from since I was in kindergarten I believe.
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I've known since I was like, nine. My little sister learned where they came from not too long ago.
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TheDevilsProxy Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My mom told me and my older sisters at the same time
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
My mom couldn't tell me and my sister at the same time since my little sister was so young.
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TheDevilsProxy Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I think I was in kindergarten
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AskPhilippines Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013
:iconimaginationplz: TRAUMATIZATION ~
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Poor traumatized Prussia.
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awesomeness007 Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh yeah, A MAGICAL HAWK! :iconimaginationplz: lol Gilly's traumatized.
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alliekat1008 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD He is.
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Bakuralover4eva Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Omg this is to funny XD and "did you eat the baby?!" sounds like something I would say when I was younger X3 also,dat magical hawk named Christopher :icondatprussiaplz:
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