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"(Name)! Could you come in here for a moment?" You heard your Mother say from downstairs. You put your toys down and walked down the stairs and you saw your Mother and Father sitting on the couch.

"What do you need Mommy?" You asked as you stood in front of the couch.

"Take a seat (Name). We have to tell you something very important." Your Mother replied.

You did as you were told and climbed up on the couch and sat down between your Mom and Dad.

"(Name), your Mom is pregnant! That means you could have a little brother!" Your Father said happily.

"Or little sister!" You Mother smiled.

You looked at her, "Where's the baby at?"

"In my tummy." She smiled.

You looked at her stomach, "How did you get it in there..? Did you eat the baby?!"

"Nein, she didn't eat the baby (Name). Babies are made when a man and a woman-"

"Gilbert!" Elizaveta smacked him on the head, "She is not old enough for that talk yet, idiot!"

"Okay, okay I'm sorry...(Name), I'll tell you how babies are really made!" Gilbert picked you up and sat you in his lap. "Ready?"

You nodded, "Ready!"

"Okay. Mommies and Daddies have to kiss a lot, and I mean a lot! Then, they have to got to the special hospital and the Mommy has to go into one of the room and lay on the bed. The Doctor calls his friend, the awesome magical hawk by the name of Christopher and he gives the Doctor some special medicine and he has the Mommy drink it. After nine months of cramps, pain, mood swings, throwing up, bloating, weird cravings, the baby is born. Of, and don't forget the hours of labor." Gilbert smiled.

"That...Is awesome!" You smiled, "I'm gonna go get the baby some toys to play with!" You ran upstairs.

Elizaveta looked at her husband, "Seriously Gil?" She asked and he nodded.

"I can't tell her that girls actually poop the babies out-"

"Women don't poop babies out, Gil." She crossed her arms.

"...They don't?" He asked.

She laughed and shook her head, "No, Gilbert!"

"Then how do the babies come out..?" He asked.

She laughed a little more, and told her husband how babies were born.

(~!Extended Ending!~)

Elizabeta was sitting on the couch, eating ice cream when the phone rang. She sat the bowl down on the table and picked up the phone. "Hello?"

"Liz, what did you do to mein bruder?" Ludwig asked.

"I didn't do anything to him. Why do you ask?" She asked.

"Well, he said you traumatized him." The German replied.

And Elizabeta just started laughing.

"And (Name) has been talking about a magical hawk named Christopher...What's going on?"

"Ask Gil." She said then hung up and went to go finish her ice cream.
This is a random idea I got out of no where. XD
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cupcakecreep2p Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2014  New member Student General Artist
Lol haha is there any chance Christopher the hawk excepts refunds I have a few unneeded siblings ...jk jk love the story btw XD
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JadetheKidR9 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014   General Artist
-is outside with hawk- CHRISTOPHER! TELL ME YO SECRETS!! 
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Thedeadloxfreak101 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2014
imagine prussia tho xD 
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225cdl Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2014
XD OM IM DIEING LOLRomano (Mustache Laughs) [V1] Hatsune Miku-04 (Laughs) Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] Junko Enoshima (Crazy Laugh) [V3] Dignity Laugh Pixel Adriano 
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AnimezingOtaku Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
*dies laughing*
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LeeAyna-Abadeer Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Student
Love it. I can't even... *death by cuteness and Prussia's traumatization*
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FluffReaderOni Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
when i have a child imma use that AOT scene where Eren pops out of that titan! ^u^
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Abigailwolfy Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm totally using that irl XD
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DiamondMusicNotes Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Should I use this excuse for when I have my own kid? XD I feel like this may traumatize a child as well :P
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Pandachan120 Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2013
LOLEngland (Laughing) [V3]  I AM TOTALLY USE THIS FOR WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHERE BABIES COME FROM!!Minori Kushieda (Happy) [V1] 
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